A barometer for the brain

This keeps on happening.

You think you're standing still - in control, applying measured pressure to the dynamism that enriches our culture. But instead, the constant drip drip drip of ringtones and drop down menus begins to absolutely gutter your brain-pan, to the point that you have become the thing you most revere.

And the end result is that you become an embittered comedian: joyless, world-weary and ready to pounce if your food has not been prepared properly.

Because you're not paying them to screw up.